Jessica's movie reviews

OK, so I'm not a professional movie critic, but here goes.
Catwoman is not very good. Don't watch it. Unless maybe you have a giant Halle Berry fetish, then it might be OK.
The Ring II is not very good either. It is slightly better than catwoman so if you have nothing better to do, it is OK to watch. It is not scary, and doesn't have any new twists and turns. There is a scene with computer animated deer that is supposed to be scary, but the deer look very very fake and you might laugh.
Maybe I'll watch more movies later and give more reviews, don't pee your pants in anticipation!

In the news

So this is actually the news for yesterday, or I guess two days ago, because it is after midnight now. I was too busy to blog yesterday.
The first news item to catch my attention was a Brooke Burns neck injury. You probably don't recognize the name Brooke Burns, but I do because she is the star of one of my favorite shows, the "North shore". First I learned that Brooke was stupid enough to hit her head on the bottom of her own pool, second I learned in the small blurb about Brooke's career that the "North Shore", was cancelled, damned it!
The next captivating news item was that Paris Hilton was bitten in the face by her pet monkey while lingerie shopping. Anyone who has a pet monkey deserves to be bit by it. Paris can't even potty train her dog, how is she going to train a monkey? What is she doing with her monkey in the lingerie shop, iss her monkey going to pick out a new thong set for her?

talking to myself in the future!

I just discovered that you can email yourself, and have it be sent twenty years from now! How cool, a time capsule minus all the work! I emailed my future self all about what I'm like now, what I'm wearing, my goals etc. so I can laugh at all that stuff twenty years from now! I'm Imagining my own future chuckles, low-rise jeans, how 00's! ha ha ha! I wanted to be employed, ha ha ha.
If this excites you too, you can go to Forbes.com