Happy Birthday to me!

I love birthdays. One day a year I get to feel like a really cool person, my mail box full of cards and a few presents, someone calling my cell every twenty minutes, fabulous dinner plans, and a bunch of friends going out to celebrate me. Oh, and I get to call the shots, for example we are not going to boring JD's tonight, now I get to pick a place with dancing and no bikers or lesbians (No offense to my lesbian friends, the lesbians I'm talking about would make you ashamed of your lesbianism). Well, I've got to go pick o ut my outfit for tonight!