Foiled once again!

At school all day, making boring excel sheets, wearing blister producing shoes, can't wait to get home, take shoes off and drink a cold Dr. Pepper to relieve headache and give energy. (I decided to ignore rules of grammar in this post, sorry!). But, no I do not have my key! So I look on the bright side, "hey I received a magazine in the mail, I will sit on my chair outside and read my magazine and wait for James", la dee da everything is so wonderful. But no, there is a huge black widow spider in my chair!! Fast forward to me running errands with no caffeine in horrid shoes.