I am a dorky salt loving smurf

I really like things to match, as in a little too much. I'm pretty sure that it is both innate and learned behavior, but I won't bore you with those particular stories. I will bore you with other stories. Anyways despite being warned by my friends, OK by friends I mean Dawn Q who told me one day I couldn't go out "looking like a big banana" just because I had paired yellow pants with a yellow shirt (on a side note try typing banana while singing Hollaback girl by Gwen Stefani,you know which part to sing, it's surprisingly hard!). I should have listened, but didn't, just like this morning when the voice inside my head told me I was wearing too much blue and once again I didn't listen. So I left the house with blue sandals, blue shorts, a blue shirt, blue headband, blue necklace, blue earrings and a blue bracelet. I'm pretty sure a higher power tried to warn me because when I put on the blue headband a blue earring flew off of my ear and directly into the drain. A pretty clear sign, but I was blind. Evrybody probably thought I looked like a smurf!So dressed like a dork is it any surprise that I was the only one in my class taking notes during a video? Is it any surprise that I started reading a book about salt, no not a school book, a book for entertainment purposes and am enjoying it. Salt is so cool!
If you thought my story had a point or moral, it doesn't, so there.